They say a joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent. We would say it's when it's all groan. Sorry. The post 70 Dad Jokes That Are Actually Pretty Funny appeared first on Reader's Digest.What is a Good Doctor joke for a patient?
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Doctor: I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s. Patient: Well, at least I don’t have cancer. Story Jokes Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Do you work in the healthcare field and enjoy these jokes?
If you work in the healthcare field, you'll appreciate these jokes. Just don't take them too personally. A group of physicians are duck hunting. The general surgeon spots a duck flying from the marsh, aims his rifle, shoots the duck in one shot, and turns to the others and says "I just shot myself a duck."What are the best one-liner dad jokes?
Best One-Liner Dad Jokes © Westend61 - Getty Imagesone liner dad jokes best dad jokes The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback. I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing. The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet. Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.