Height Jokes: 60 Hilarious Short People …
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Punny Height and Short Person Puns to Tickle You I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Short people always maintain their altitude. Tall trees always pine for attention. Height’s just a matter of perspective: I see overviews while you see undersides. I used to be a baker because I kneaded the dough, but now I’m a banker, interested in growing my “interest”. The tall man’s favorite music? Anything that’s pop-upbeat! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Short people always maintain their altitude. Tall trees always pine for attention.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Short people always maintain their altitude.
Tall trees always pine for attention.
Height’s just a matter of perspective: I see overviews while you see undersides.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded the dough, but now I’m a banker, interested in growing my “interest”.
The tall man’s favorite music? Anything that’s pop-upbeat!
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