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Riddles about school What did you learn in school today? (Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!) What's the king of the classroom? (The ruler!) What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? (Bookworms!) Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? (It always went back four seconds!) Always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that? Getting dirtier I get whiter the dirtier I get. On the first day of the school a young girl was found murdered. What do moths study in school? You will always find me in the past. I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide men all over the world. What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? I have a back and legs, but I don’t have hair. There were 3 girls walking to school. Despite my name, I am not a queen. Always becomes white when it becomes dirty It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that? ... Getting dirtier I get whiter the dirtier I get. ... You will always find me in the past. ... I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide men all over the world. ... What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? ...
What did you learn in school today? (Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!)
What's the king of the classroom? (The ruler!)
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? (Bookworms!)
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? (It always went back four seconds!)
Always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
Getting dirtier I get whiter the dirtier I get.
On the first day of the school a young girl was found murdered.
What do moths study in school?
You will always find me in the past.
I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide men all over the world.
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
I have a back and legs, but I don’t have hair.
There were 3 girls walking to school.
Despite my name, I am not a queen.
Always becomes white when it becomes dirty It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that? ...
Getting dirtier I get whiter the dirtier I get. ...
You will always find me in the past. ...
I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide men all over the world. ...
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? ...
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